The Pace

February 21, 2019

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Fatal.

We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? So, how ’bout them Knicks? Now what? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. No argument here.

I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Throw her in the brig. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.

Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Ow, my spirit! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

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